- Dr. Mezmer
When the Elizabethans took over
As history tells the tale, the old regime fell quickly, and before you knew it there was a new ruler and a renewal of the horrible status quo. Girls were sequestered, consigned to domestic chores, and were not permitted to attend school, and child marriages were the norm. The state religion was supreme, taught and memorized in schools, with hours of worship and daily scripture reading mandated for all. Heretics were persecuted, modern conveniences were unknown, and people on the whole were unkempt, uncouth, and pretty dirty, and high mortality for disease followed. Head chopping, hand lopping, and being strung up on the nearest bridge was acceptable justice. But the people, bored as they were, were promised suitable entertainment with sex, violence, bawdy humor, and iambic pentameter! Playhouses would be erected across the land so the people could be entertained, and keep an eye on! Life was great, comparatively speaking for the times at least….
But who were these horrible miscreants, and would civilization stand for them?
Evidently, it did.
For these were the Elizabethans!
